1. 21:51 30th Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from tessaviolet




    False rape accusations are an anomaly.

    True rape accusations are a norm.

    You’re, quite literally, more likely to be killed by a comet than falsely accused of rape.

    Re-blog now, read later.

    "Because 1 in 33 men will be raped in his lifetime, men are 82,000x more likely to be raped than falsely accused of rape. It seems many of us would do well to pay more attention to how rape culture affects us all than be paranoid about false accusers.”

  2. 21:50

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    ah yes, its almost halloween. 

  3. 21:50

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    Reblogged from peter-pot

  4. 21:49

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    Reblogged from fake-mermaid


    *accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*

    (Source: scoxt)

  5. 21:49

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    image: Download

    (Source: samzilla)

  6. 21:48

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    Reblogged from liamdryden







    what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

    Wait there are toilets like that?


    what an incredible experience it must be

    im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

  7. 21:47

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    Reblogged from captaincatwoman

    (Source: jigglypuff)

  8. 21:47

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    the professor asked me what benjamin franklins brothers name was and i panicked and said frank benjalin. i have never fucked up that hard in my entire life

  9. 21:47

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    Reblogged from indiium


    which boob is the clitoris

  10. 21:46

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    Reblogged from indiium


    i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

  11. 21:45

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    Reblogged from tessaviolet

    1. 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
    2. me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
  12. 21:45

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    Reblogged from alexanderr-william


    TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

    Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

    TSA: why do u always do this?

  13. 21:45

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    Reblogged from extra0rdinar-y

    (Source: firelordzuko)

  14. 21:44

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    Reblogged from everybodylovesapianist



    "I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                                A novel by me

    "I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel

  15. 21:44

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    (Source: juztgurlythingz)